The good place #11& 12

ch.11 

I can rub it in all their smug faces.

I know this is tedious, but holding a door for someone is three points, 

change the consciousness of a nation

everyone's giving me the stink eye. 

I am an expert at mediating conflict.

We gotta go public.

Then we'll just get married so that no one can testify against us.

I got diarrhea, I'll be right back. 

Think of this as an open forum for you to air any and all grievances that you may carry against her.

carcass

All this cartilage and bone got tangled up in my hair, 

Excellent. I must confer with Eleanor for a tick, 

throw a party

she makes the bass drop...

I accrue new knowledge and abilities.

It's gonna be hard to keep a straight face tonight. 

I would say keep mulling.

I stole an old lady's face leg once on a dare. 

That was another serious crime I committed. 

Is it just me, or am I acing this test?

Pobody's nerfect?

my motivation is corrupt.

just walking around, contemplating my failure, 

I suffocated to death in a safe? 

I am a moron.

I'm just dope who died in a safe with a snorkel

glitch

bonker

 

 

ch.12

I'm here to preside over case number xxxxx.